I am having an affair.
I have been sucked in, and I fear there is no turning back.
I have cheated on Mr. Microsoft Word.
And I’m afraid that I don’t care.
To be fair: he wasn’t always very nice to me.
He makes it very easy to be distra….oh! an IM!
He sometimes ate my stories…just like that. Poof–gone!
He would send out his little buddy to annoy me. You know–that little paperclip guy. I don’t like him. He makes me feel bad about myself.
He never carried his weight. He always did as little as possible. I need a stronger man than that.
…and I found one.
…and I think I’m in love.
And really, I think he loves me too.
He’s very nice to me.
He makes my life easier… I mean…who doesn’t want that!
He lets me make the decisions in the relationship.
He stores all my stuff for me nice & neatly.
He keeps track of everything I do… just in case I forget or change my mind.
He helps me stay organized.
When I’m with him, I think of no one else. Or anything else, for that matter.
I have eyes for only him.
Mr. Storyist… you have stolen my heart. And I feel like I’m ready for us to take our relationship to the next level. You know… be serious, committed to each other and no one else.
Will you be my boyfriend, Mr. Storyist?–go! now! check it out!
(YES I love this program. I think it was so worth the money, and I have no idea how I wrote before without it. It is made specifically for macs (and only macs). And it really does make the entire writing process so much easier. It allows for all your notes, etc to stay grouped all within the same project (and allows you to work on several projects at once) with easy select tabs.)
ps… good luck to those of you doing nanowrimo! I have a profile, but I intended to start writing my novel this month anyway with a little bit longer time-line. But i’ll keep you posted. Go, find me! JoElizabeth